I’m so damn tired of this stupid world! You can be extremely courteous to someone, and they can be complete assholes to you. You can offer some help to someone, and they can ask for someone else. So stupid.

(via ihatemyparents, juliasegal)

Make sure you know the time of a special event before you show up two hours too early.

if you’re eating something you shouldn’t, don’t eat it around a 4 year old.

there’s only one combo that doesn’t make a curse word when you combine bulldog and shih-tzu. bullzhu :)

How many attempts does it take before you realize it’s not hard to put a roll of toilet paper on a holder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO ATE THE LAST- Oh, there it is. (reaches fro the middle shelf in front of face.)

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Eat your own food before you poiso- give it out to us. :) Ya, that’s it.